Because Boring is Good

We don't chase unicorns.
We deliver yields.

Boring Equity fills the CEE capital vacuum by backing ambitious operators in high-margin, proven franchise models.

Investment Strategy

Removing the "guesswork" from private equity by leveraging established systems and pre-vetted talent.

PILLAR 1

CEE Capital Vacuum

Securing high-quality assets in Central and Eastern Europe where institutional competition is scarce, ensuring attractive entry multiples.

PILLAR 2

Network-Vetted Operators

We benefit from a double-layer of security: the franchise networks act as a primary filter by vetting operators for competence and grit before we ever provide capital.

PILLAR 3

The 3-Year Filter

Risk mitigation through history. We only back franchise models with at least 3 years of stress-tested success in the local CEE market.

PILLAR 4

MOS Generated Alpha

True Alpha is generated through the franchising network’s operation MOS. Standardized Management Operating Systems eliminate inefficiency and ensure high-margin execution.

PILLAR 5

Multiple Arbitrage

Acquiring individual units at lower multiples (~4x EBITDA) and aggregating them into institutional-grade regional clusters for significantly higher exit multiples.

PILLAR 6

Capital Velocity

We believe capital should move, not freeze. We prioritize regular dividend distributions and operator buy-back schemes to ensure liquidity for LPs.

For Limited Partners

Traditional private equity often requires a decade of patience in a "black box." We operate with a focus on tangible yield and staged liquidity.

No Frozen Capital

Our model is designed to return capital through active cash flow, significantly reducing "risk-at-table" over time.

Yield-Driven Returns

Dividends are derived directly from operating profits, providing LPs with a consistent income stream alongside capital appreciation.

Operator Share Repurchases

Successful operators are encouraged to buy back equity using profits, creating built-in liquidity paths for LPs without third-party exits.

10-15%
Target Annual Cash Yield
18-25%
Target IRR

About Us

We are a team of operators and investors with deep roots in Central and Eastern Europe. We believe the most resilient wealth is found in the "workhorses"—stable businesses providing essential services to their markets.

Our mission is to preserve the legacy of these "boring" businesses while applying modern management and capital structures that benefit both the founders and our investors.

"If the business is boring, the returns are usually anything but."